I HOPE . . .

I hope God never contracts out the angels' jobs to a private company.  Can you imagine having to pay for the protection of guardian angels?


I hope my harp never becomes a harpy.


I hope cigarettes never get cancer.


I hope a head of cabbage never has a bad hair day.


I hope, after I die, that I come back as a beneficiary to my life insurance policy.


I hope I don't get dirty after I fall in love.


I hope The Pope can cope with priests who grope.


I hope The never divorces End.