I HOPE . . .

I hope God never contracts out the angels' jobs to a private company.  Can you imagine having to pay for the protection of guardian angels?


I hope my harp never becomes a harpy.


I hope cigarettes never get cancer.


I hope a head of cabbage never has a bad hair day.


I hope, after I die, that I come back as a beneficiary to my life insurance policy.


I hope I don't get dirty after I fall in love.


I hope The Pope can cope with priests who grope.


I hope The never divorces End.

POPE VOWS ACTION ON SEX ABUSE SCANDAL

On Wednesday April 21, 2010, Pope Benedict XVI pledged to take action to confront the sex abuse scandal plaguing the Catholic Church.

Is this the same scandal that has been going on for the past fifty-plus years?

Nice to see the Pope is nipping it in the bud.