ON BAD HAIR DAYS

"How does a bald man have a bad hair day?"
"I don't know.  How?"
"He doesn't."


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Does having a bad hair day only include the hair on your head?


"How can you tell whether a clown is having a bad hair day?"
"I don't know.  How."
"You ask him."


"Why don't chairs have bad hair days?"
"I'll bite, why?"
"Because chairs don't have hair."