"How does a bald man have a bad hair day?"
"I don't know. How?"
"He doesn't."
BREAKING NEWS: GANG OF RABBITS ROB SEVERAL BANKS. POLICE SAY IT'S A BAD HARE DAY.
Does having a bad hair day only include the hair on your head?
"How can you tell whether a clown is having a bad hair day?"
"I don't know. How."
"You ask him."
"Why don't chairs have bad hair days?"
"I'll bite, why?"
"Because chairs don't have hair."
Does the wind ever have a bad hair day?
How come you never see the wind on a computer, reading a book or watching television?
Does the wind blow farts?
Does the wind have a watch? If so, then how does the wind wind its watch?
Does the wind know the answer, my friend?
"Why did the wind cross the road?"
"It was blowing that way."
Does the wind have any other skills besides blowing?
The wind blows into a bar and the bartender says, "What will it be?"
The wind says, "Don't be silly! I, the wind, can't talk. How can you expect me to order anything?"
"Sorry," says the bartender.
And the wind leaves in a huff.
