IT'S ABOUT A JOB . . .

"I used to be a horseshoe for a large horse," said the toilet seat.  "Then I went to university and earned a PhD in Waste Management.  Now I work as the Senior Toilet Seat in a washroom at the University of Toronto."

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"I make my money from writing," said  A. Can.  "I recently finished a book titled, How To Collect Garbage."

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"When I grow up," said the little girl, "I would like to work as a secret for the CIA."

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"One day I will have the Moon's job," said the asteroid.  "I would get paid to run around the Earth every month, and cause nutty things to happen when I am full.  What fun, and what a way to stay in shape!"

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"I would like to be the number 3.  I like to have people counting on me."

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"How much education do you need to get work as a bathtub?"

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"I once worked as a bomb, and then BOOM my job was gone."

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"Has fire, working at any job, ever been fired?"

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"I stopped working as a genius once I got a television."

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"What education does one need to work as an accident?  A Master's Degree in Chance?"

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"If you never want to be out of work," said the job counselor, "then get a job as a war."

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"If I wasn't a funny bone technician," said Gary, "then I would work as a gaudy tie."