I had a dream that I was William Shakespeare, and that I was in love with Walt Disney. But Walt Disney did not love me. He was in love with Mickey Mouse. But Mickey Mouse did not love Walt Disney. Mickey was in love with Donald Trump. But Donald Trump did not love Mickey. Donald Trump was in love with Kurt Vonnegut. And so it goes.
I went to the fairies to get a love potion to make Walt Disney fall in love with me. I arrived at the dark enchanted forest at 3:55 p.m. They told me that I had to fill out some forms, but that they were closing the enchanted forest at four. I would have come back the next day at 8:00 a.m. when they opened.
The fairies used to be available 24 hours a day 7 days a week, but that was before the Teamsters union bargained to get fairies working Monday to Friday, 8 to 4, with weekends off.
The fairies said that I did not have to wait until the next day to fill out the forms. They said that I could go to their website and fill out the forms online. Unfortunately I, as William Shakespeare, did not have a computer or any computer skills.
In the meantime, Donald Trump managed to corner Kurt Vonnegut and propose marriage. Kurt Vonnegut said, "No." This caused Donald Trump to sink deep into depression and declare his candidacy for President of the United States. He would run as a Republican.
How devastating for Mickey Mouse was when he heard this. Mickey Mouse comes from a long line of Democrats. Mickey Mouse fled from Disneyland and went to Neverland where he met and fell in love with Peter Pan. And Peter Pan fell in love with Mickey Mouse.
Suddenly I was in the fruit store that Mickey and Peter opened in Neverland. I was looking for a nice ripe bunch of bananas. And then I woke up. And so it goes.
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