WALKING INTO BARS

A man with his foot in his mouth hops into a bar.  The bartender says, "What will it be Mr. Trump?"

A pencil walks into a bar and the bartender says, "What will it be?"

The pencil says, "I'll have a blank piece of paper, please."

"I serve drinks here," says the bartender.  "You can't  drink a piece of paper."

"Please bring me a blank piece of paper.  I'll pay you for it."

The bartender shrugs his shoulders, leaves and then returns with a blank piece of paper.  The pencil drinks it in one gulp.

"Wow!" says the bartender.  "I've never seen anyone drink a piece of paper."

And the pencil says as it pays and starts to leave, "Anything is possible in this blog."

An elephant walks into a bar and the bartender says, "What will it be?"

The elephant says, "I forget."

The bartender leaves and returns with a piece of paper.  The elephant drinks it, pays and leaves.

"The pencil was right," thinks the bartender. "Anything is possible in this blog."

A blog reader walks into a bar and the bartender says, "What will it be?"

The blog reader says, "I'd like a laugh, please."

"I'm sorry," says the bartender, "but we don't have any laughs in this blog today.  Would you like a piece of paper?"

"No thanks," you say as you leave.