A river walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Oh no, I'm ruined! I have no flood insurance."
Q: What did one river say to the other river?
A: How much money do you have in your bank?
"Knock Knock"
"Who's there?"
"River."
"River who?"
"River you go, I go."
Q: Why did the river cross the road?
A: To get away from this blog.
