RIVER JOKES

A river walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Oh no, I'm ruined!  I have no flood insurance."

Q:  What did one river say to the other river?

A:   How much money do you have in your bank?

"Knock Knock"

"Who's there?"

"River."

"River who?"

"River you go, I go."

 

Q:   Why did the river cross the road?

A:    To get away from this blog.