Why am I here? What is the purpose of my life?
My life has more than one purpose. Here are some of the reasons I am here:
I am here to give the government money. Like most people, I do so reluctantly.
I am here to provide a home for the occasional virus. Viruses are homeless, and I provide temporary lodgings before they move to someone else.
I am here to serve as a bad example. Family and friends often point to me and say, "Don't be like him."
I am here to take up space. Nature abhors a vacuum.
I am here to keep grocery stores in business. This is easy to do as long as I keep eating.
I am here to make people laugh. I do not know how well I am doing with this purpose, but I am trying. Some would say, "Very trying!"
I am here because I am not there.
I am here to provide a home for the occasional virus. Viruses are homeless, and I provide temporary lodgings before they move to someone else.
I am here to serve as a bad example. Family and friends often point to me and say, "Don't be like him."
I am here to take up space. Nature abhors a vacuum.
I am here to keep grocery stores in business. This is easy to do as long as I keep eating.
I am here to make people laugh. I do not know how well I am doing with this purpose, but I am trying. Some would say, "Very trying!"
I am here because I am not there.
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