Sunday, May 24, 2015

RANDOM QUESTIONS AND ONE LINERS



Is a hurricane Nartue's way of spring cleaning?


I would like to buy a house, but I have only enough money saved to make a down payment on a brick. 


I overheard my ass ask, "Do his clothes make my human look big?"


I found out the hard way that soap and water should not be used for lawn care.


Stay away from people whose money comes with washing instructions.


People who live in glass houses must spend a fortune on window cleaners.


Are trees illiterate?  Have you ever seen a tree reading a book?


Should I stop now?

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