Cannibals classify you as "junk food."
Skunks say how much you smell.
Aliens refuse to abduct you.
Beggars give you money.
Muggers refuse to rob you.
Your doctor wants to put you in a cage.
Your imaginary friends won't invite you to their parties.
You're not on Santa's list.
The Easter Bunny throws eggs at you.
God won't add you as a friend on Facebook.
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