Is traveling public transit in Toronto that bad that the Toronto Transit Commission (TTC) has to put up so many signs about the suicide hotline? Would there be time to think about suicide if the vehicles were on schedule?
Did you know that suicide is the leading cause of premature death? Really? Suicide causes premature death? How is that possible? Wow!
Will the Toronto Board of Health pay me to write a report showing how suicide is hazardous to your health?
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Is there a chance for promotion when you are a suicide bomber? How about job sharing? Can suicide bombers job-share?
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The reason governments have laws against suicide? Suicide means the loss of a taxpayer. (And governments are against abortion because it's the loss of a potential taxpayer.)
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The most effective way to prevent people from committing suicide is to kill them.
THE END
(No pun intended)
