THE PURPOSE OF THE MOON

What is the purpose of the Moon?  Here are some answers:


We have the Moon because there are not enough ugly people for the wolves to howl at. 

The Moon keeps the Solar System supplied with green cheese.


The Moon helps Luna Tic.


The Moon keeps Proctor & Gamble in business by using lots of Tide. 


The Moon provides inspiration for composers.  It inspired Ludwig van Beethoven to compose his Piano Sonata No.14 in C-Sharp Minor "Quasi Una Fantasia"  Op.27. No.2   (There may be another name for it.)

 

The Moon provides No Atmosphere a place to live. 



And finally, the Moon was nice enough to give a reason for this blog.

 

THE MOON SAID WHAT?

"I don't know what's wrong with me.  I guess I'm going through another phase."

"It's that time of the month, and I feel bloated, full."

"I'm happy most of the time, but every so often I'm blue."

"I'm going to start charging that man rent."    
                                
"Whew!  I love it when they wax my crescent!"

"Moonday is my favorite day."
 
"Wow!  Look at that tide!  Will it go out with me?"
 
"I think I'll start a club for lunatics"

 "Hey Diddle Diddle, there were no cow patties after the cow
jumped over me!"

 "Damn that Neil Armstrong!  He thinks he can walk all over me."

 "I'd love to know what those wolves are howling at."