Things Sun Said

"Who can give me a tan?"

"No matter which soap I use, I can't get the spots out."

"I'm the center of the Solar System.  It's all about me!"

"If it wasn't for me, they wouldn't exist and all they give me is one day out of seven."

"Do I need to install smoke alarms?"

"Am I getting too much sun?"

"What is it like to be in the dark?"

 "I think I'll wait 5 billion years before I swell up and become a red giant.  That gives me lots of time to think whether this will be the right path for me."

THE PURPOSE OF THE MOON

What is the purpose of the Moon?  Here are some answers:


We have the Moon because there are not enough ugly people for the wolves to howl at. 

The Moon keeps the Solar System supplied with green cheese.


The Moon helps Luna Tic.


The Moon keeps Proctor & Gamble in business by using lots of Tide. 


The Moon provides inspiration for composers.  It inspired Ludwig van Beethoven to compose his Piano Sonata No.14 in C-Sharp Minor "Quasi Una Fantasia"  Op.27. No.2   (There may be another name for it.)

 

The Moon provides No Atmosphere a place to live. 



And finally, the Moon was nice enough to give a reason for this blog.