Friday, September 5, 2014

THE PURPOSE OF THE MOON


What is the purpose of the Moon?  Here are some answers:


We have the Moon because there are not enough ugly people for the wolves to howl at. 




The Moon keeps the Solar System supplied with green cheese.


The Moon helps Luna Tic.


The Moon keeps Proctor & Gamble in business by using lots of Tide. 


The Moon provides inspiration for composers.  It inspired Ludwig van Beethoven to compose his Piano Sonata No.14 in C-Sharp Minor "Quasi Una Fantasia"  Op.27. No.2   (There may be another name for it.)


 

The Moon provides No Atmosphere a place to live. 



And finally, the Moon was nice enough to give a reason for this blog.


 

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