"I don't know what's wrong with me. I guess I'm going through another phase."
"It's that time of the month, and I feel bloated, full."
"I'm happy most of the time, but every so often I'm blue."
"I'm going to start charging that man rent."
"Whew! I love it when they wax my crescent!"
"Moonday is my favorite day."
"Wow! Look at that tide! Will it go out with me?"
"I think I'll start a club for lunatics"
"Hey Diddle Diddle, there were no cow patties after the cow
jumped over me!"
"Damn that Neil Armstrong! He thinks he can walk all over me."
"I'd love to know what those wolves are howling at."
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