How old is Old MacDonald who has a farm? Does anyone know? Is he any relation to the people who own the restaurant? What about the animals on Old MacDonald's farm? Did they ever do more that just go around making their noises? Did any of them ever leave the farm to get an education?
Mary had a little lamb whose fleece was white as snow? Did Mary own this little lamb before smog and other pollution? Perhaps the little lamb's fleece was as white as polluted snow.
Did Mary and her little lamb go everywhere together? Wouldn't people start to talk?
The wheels on the bus go round and round? I should damn well think so! What kind of wheels would they be if they did not round and round?
Why wouldn't Little Miss Muffett get a lawyer and sue the spider for pain and suffering?
Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall? Why would he do that? Didn't he have a job to go to? Was it his wall, or was he trespassing? Is it true that Humpty Dumpty is currently seeing a psychiatrist for multiple personality disorder?
Old Mother Hubbard went to the cupboard
To get her poor dog a bone
But when she got there
The cupboard was bare
And her poor dog suffered a nervous breakdown
And Old Mother Hubbard was charged with having sex with an underage dog, and cruelty to animals
Mary had a little lamb
Its fleece was white as snow
And everywhere that Mary went
People would ask, "Who is the father? Do you know?"
Jack and Jill went up the hill
To fetch a pail of water
(What happened next is none of your business)
Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall,
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall
All the king's horses and all the king's men
Couldn't care less
Little Miss Muffet
Sat on a tuffet
Eating her curds and whey
Along came a spider
Who sat down beside her
(What happened next is none of your business)
Do you know the Muffin Man,
The Muffin Man,
The Muffin Man?
Do you know the Muffin Man
Who lives in Drury Lane?
Yes, I know the Muffin Man,
The Muffin Man,
The Muffin Man.
Yes, I know the Muffin Man
Who lives in Drury Lane.
You do? Well he's a pervert!
Rain rain go away
Come again another day
Rain rain go away
It's The End
