UNCENSORED NURSERY RHYMES!

Old Mother Hubbard went to the cupboard
To get her poor dog a bone
But when she got there
The cupboard was bare
And her poor dog suffered a nervous breakdown
And Old Mother Hubbard was charged with having sex with an underage dog, and cruelty to animals


Mary had a little lamb
Its fleece was white as snow
And everywhere that Mary went
People would ask, "Who is the father?  Do you know?"


Jack and Jill went up the hill
To fetch a pail of water
(What happened next is none of your business)  


Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall,
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall
All the king's horses and all the king's men
Couldn't care less


Little Miss Muffet
Sat on a tuffet
Eating her curds and whey
Along came a spider
Who sat down beside her
(What happened next is none of your business)


 Do you know the Muffin Man,
The Muffin Man,
The Muffin Man?
Do you know the Muffin Man
Who lives in Drury Lane?

Yes, I know the Muffin Man,
The Muffin Man,
The Muffin Man.
Yes, I know the Muffin Man
Who lives in Drury Lane. 

You do?  Well he's a pervert!


Rain rain go away
Come again another day 
Rain rain go away 
It's The End