How old is Old MacDonald who has a farm? Does anyone know? Is he any relation to the people who own the restaurant? What about the animals on Old MacDonald's farm? Did they ever do more that just go around making their noises? Did any of them ever leave the farm to get an education?
Mary had a little lamb whose fleece was white as snow? Did Mary own this little lamb before smog and other pollution? Perhaps the little lamb's fleece was as white as polluted snow.
Did Mary and her little lamb go everywhere together? Wouldn't people start to talk?
The wheels on the bus go round and round? I should damn well think so! What kind of wheels would they be if they did not round and round?
Why wouldn't Little Miss Muffett get a lawyer and sue the spider for pain and suffering?
Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall? Why would he do that? Didn't he have a job to go to? Was it his wall, or was he trespassing? Is it true that Humpty Dumpty is currently seeing a psychiatrist for multiple personality disorder?
