THREE QUICKIES

HODGEPODGE SOUP . . .

"Of course it's an antique.  The label says, Made In Canada."

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"My occupation?  I'm an impersonal trainer."

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"I wish the fish in my dish would grant my wish."

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"I'm not unemployed.  I am retired without a pension."

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"Are Wall Street's crannies full of well-dressed crooks?"

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"How do wishing wells make wishes?  Do they make a wish, and then throw up a previously swallowed coin?

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"May the lion you meet face-to-face be a vegetarian."

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"Weddings have nothing to do with marriage."

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"May I ask you a question?"

"No."

"Why not?"

"Because you never asked me for my permission to ask whether you could ask me a question." 

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"I plan to visit Reality soon, but I won't stay long."