THREE SIGNS THAT GOT DELAYED BY PUBLIC TRANSIT AND DID NOT MAKE IT TO YESTERDAY'S BLOG

It's okay for me to lean against the doors.  My name is not Danger.

This sign is an optical illusion.  What it really says is, "MAKE NOISE!  TALK ON YOUR CELL PHONE!  DISTURB YOUR NEIGHBOURS!"    (I don't see those words, but many people do.)

At three o'clock in the morning, I would love to call up the owner of a business and ask, "Are you really sorry that your business is closed?"

(For now)

HOMELESS GUY TAKES BUSINESS SECTION OF NEWSPAPER

I saw a homeless guy take The Toronto Star, and remove the business section.  He put it in his grocery cart.  That was the only section he took.  He discarded the rest of the newspaper.

Why would a homeless guy only want the business section of a newspaper?

- He's an eccentric billionaire checking on his grocery-cart stocks.

- He picked up a newspaper earlier, and it was missing the
   business section.

- He cannot read, but enjoys looking at the pretty graphs and 
   charts.

- He was just appointed CEO of Park Bench Incorporated and
   wants to brush up on the latest business news.

- He was cryptically telling me, "Mind your own business!"

Who knows?