THREE SIGNS THAT GOT DELAYED BY PUBLIC TRANSIT AND DID NOT MAKE IT TO YESTERDAY'S BLOG

It's okay for me to lean against the doors.  My name is not Danger.

This sign is an optical illusion.  What it really says is, "MAKE NOISE!  TALK ON YOUR CELL PHONE!  DISTURB YOUR NEIGHBOURS!"    (I don't see those words, but many people do.)

At three o'clock in the morning, I would love to call up the owner of a business and ask, "Are you really sorry that your business is closed?"

(For now)