I saw a homeless guy take The Toronto Star, and remove the business section. He put it in his grocery cart. That was the only section he took. He discarded the rest of the newspaper.
Why would a homeless guy only want the business section of a newspaper?
- He's an eccentric billionaire checking on his grocery-cart stocks.
- He picked up a newspaper earlier, and it was missing the
business section.
- He cannot read, but enjoys looking at the pretty graphs and
charts.
- He was just appointed CEO of Park Bench Incorporated and
wants to brush up on the latest business news.
- He was cryptically telling me, "Mind your own business!"
Who knows?
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