"Why did the tree cross the road?"
"It was playing Pokemon."
Do trees knock on wood for good luck?
Are trees atheists? I have never see one in church.
HEADLINE: TREES CHARGE LUMBERJACK WITH MURDER
Can a dog fall in love with a tree's bark?
A dog goes into a bar and sees a gorgeous tree sitting alone. The tree has a shapely trunk and sexy branches.
The dog goes over to the tree and says, "I love your bark. Can I buy you a drink?"
The tree says, "Leaf me alone."
Crushed and depressed the dog leaves the bar and goes for some fire-hydrant therapy.
"What's fire-hydrant therapy?"
"It's therapy designed to wash away your troubles."
Do trees love hiding forests?
HEADLINE: TEACHER FIRED FOR DOING THINGS WITH IMPROPER FRACTIONS
"What's that headline doing here? It has nothing to do with trees."
"That headline was climbing a tree in the above picture and fell."
"Is it true what they say about trees with long branches?"
"I don't know. What do they say?"
"They say that trees with long branches, have long branches."
"Yes, I think it's true."
Where do trees go to the bathroom?
HEADLINE: BLACK HOLE ENDS BLOG ABOUT TREES
