Does the letter T drink tea?
"Would you like a cup of tea?" asks the host.
"A cup of me?" says T.
"No not a cup of thee, a cup of tea."
"Ohhhhh tea. No thank you. Tea makes me P, and P gets pissed off thinking that I am raining on its parade."
"Have you always been a T?"
"No, I started out as a cross," replies T, "and changed into a T when I became an atheist. Now if you will excuse me, my alphabet needs me."
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