Monday, June 27, 2016

TV GAME SHOWS NO ONE WATCHES

Here are some TV game shows no one watches:


Who Wants To Be Poor?
Every week contestants compete to lose everything they own.


Cannibal's Cook Pot
This week cannibal chef, Garth Gruesome, shows how to cook clowns so they will not taste funny.


Diapery
Babies compete to see who has the poopiest diaper.


Fantasy Fun
Fantasies compete with Reality to see which one will win a schizophrenic.


The Weather Game
Clouds, wind, skies and rain compete to predict the behavior of weather reporters.


Getting To Work
By answering unskilled questions, holidays and vacations compete to see which one will end its boring leisure existence to be a job.


IT'S NOT FUNNY 
Unsuccessful comedians try to make the audience laugh the least. 


Now you know why no one watches. 

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