Sunday, June 26, 2016

SO MUCH FOR SELF HELP



I tried to transform my problems into opportunities, but my transformation machine broke down.  This machine is impossible to fix because it doesn't exist.

I'm afraid I worry too much about getting free from fear and anxiety.

I want to unburden myself from my past resentments, but I forget where I left them.  They're around here somewhere.

I am trying to create an action plan for happiness, but keep loosing when I play the lotteries.

Perhaps I should forget all this self-help crap and become a rock.  There are no unhappy rocks, but there are lots of Gladstones.


See how happy William Ewart Gladstone is?
 

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