I DON'T KNOW

There are many things that I don't know.  Here's a few of them:


I don't know whether the Chess Club will join with the Chest Club to play boobs on a board.


I don't know whether rug hookers will ever be arrested for prostitution.


I don't know whether the Knitting Club will knit warm knots for winter. 


I don't know whether The Repair Shop can fix my life.


I don't know whether Elmer the Elephant remembers that he borrowed 50 peanuts from me on June 31,1999.


I don't know whether a flower has ever said, "No!" to a bee.


I don't know whether dreams come true.  They may be incapable of having orgasms.


I don't know whether the sun gets a tan.


I don't know where I am going, but I hope I get there soon.


I don't know when to stop . . . Wait a minute, yes I do.