ALL ABOUT MONEY

Q:  Why did the money cross the road?
A:  To get to the bar on the other side.



Money walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Wow!  You can have anything you want."
And money says, "I'll have happiness, please."
"Uh-er-uh--sorry," says the bartender, "you can have almost anything you want."
"Thanks," says money as it walks out.



Q:  Why did the rich man cross the road?
A:  He was following the money.



A rich man walks into a bar and the bartender says, "What will it be?"
The rich man says, "Nothing thanks.  Have you seen my money?  We were together and somehow we parted."
"Are you a fool?" asks the bartender.
"Yes," says the rich man, "but that won't matter once I get elected."



"I used to own a big house, a Mercedes Benz, and had a fortune in the bank, but I gave it all up," said a man on a park bench.
"Why?  You weren't happy?" asked a passerby.
"No," said the man, "I owe taxes and the government seized everything."

"Knock.  Knock."

"Who's there?"

"Money."

"Money who?"

"I lied.  It's Death and that's it for this blog."