Mark Twain died Thursday April 21, 1910. He stopped making speeches shortly after his death.
Here are some quotes from the speeches he never made:
"I'll never be eaten by cannibals. Never the Twain shall meat."
"Give me liberty, or give me death! On second thought, give me a hot fudge sundae."
"To pee, or not to pee? What is wrong with my bladder?"
"If you cannot do great things, give up."
"I have a dream! I have a dream! I have a dream that one day I will be Martin Luther King."
"You must be the change you wish to see in your pocket."
"Money is the root of all fun."
"That's not all, folks, but it's enough for now."
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