POETRY OLYMPICS
This summer come see which poems will take home gold medals during the Poetry Olympics. Come see such poems as A Dream Within A Dream, Stopping By Woods On A Snowy Evening, The Charge Of The Light Brigade, I Wandered Lonely As A Cloud and others plus all 154 of Shakespeare's sonnets compete in various sports to see which ones are the best.
July/August (Various times)
Story Stadium
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MOLECULE CELEBRATION!
Come celebrate Molecule culture with the following events:
Molecule Fashion
The Fartwong Museum explores the decorative techniques of Molecule clothing.
May 4, 7pm
The Fartwong Museum
Introduction To Molecule Music
Hear the sounds of Molecules playing particle pianos, atomic accordions and electron echomuckers.
May 8, 7pm
Molecule Music Museum
Conversations With Dead Molecules
British psychic Bori B. Bagworm will go into a trance and contact the spirits of dead Molecules to see what they have to say.
May 12, 7pm
Seance Swimming Pool
(Bring a bathing suit)
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THE WRITERS SPEAK
Come hear the following writers, no one is reading, at the Literary Aardvark Auditorium:
Terry Tarrytoon
How To Be A Failure
June 4, 7pm
John J. Geranium
The Life And Times of Harry Houdini's Houseplants
June 8, 7pm
Kelley Kay Kite
Flying With No Strings
June 12, 7pm
Gail Goofanza
The Idiot's Guide To Stupidity
June 16, 7pm
Kim Miracle
Frozen Hell
June 20, 7pm
Homer
Immortality In A Nutshell
June 31, 7pm
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FOR MORE INFORMATION ON THESE EVENTS GO TO
www.doesgaryhavenothingbettertodo.com
www.doesgaryhavenothingbettertodo.com
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