MISCELLANEOUS STUFF THAT CAME FROM THE MISCELLANEOUS FILE IN MY HEAD

An investigative rooster says, "Cock-a-doodle-who?"  Cock-a-doodle-what?  Cock-a-doodle-when?  Cock-a-doodle-where?  Cock-a-doodle-why?"  

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Would you trust a nutritionist whose idea of a healthy breakfast is organic coffee and a cigarette?

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Does my courage resist stains and odors?  Is my courage dishwasher-safe?

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I will fight, to the death, for assisted suicide!