An investigative rooster says, "Cock-a-doodle-who?" Cock-a-doodle-what? Cock-a-doodle-when? Cock-a-doodle-where? Cock-a-doodle-why?"
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Would you trust a nutritionist whose idea of a healthy breakfast is organic coffee and a cigarette?
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Does my courage resist stains and odors? Is my courage dishwasher-safe?
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I will fight, to the death, for assisted suicide!
