The following are excerpts from the Moon's diary. We cannot say how they came into our possession. For unknown reasons, the Moon never dated its diary entries.
I suspect I will feel better about myself , and have less mood swings, when I get in touch with my inner lunatic.
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I am going to ask the Man in me to start paying rent. It's not right that he lives in me rent-free.
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Galaxy Skin Cream is no good. I am taking it back for a refund. It was supposed to make my skin smooth, but I still have large pockmarks.
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Whew! I'm full.
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I wanted to see Venus today, but she could not get out of her orbit. We've been spending a lot of time together. She doesn't have a moon. Perhaps one day I will leave Earth for Venus.
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Earthlings are good-humored. They have never complained about me mooning them after all these years.
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