Thursday, August 21, 2014
THINGS I NEVER WANT TO CATCH
I never want to catch an elephant going through menopause. And I never want to catch menopause either. I like my body temperature just the way it is, and the weather creates enough havoc with my moods, thank you very much.
I never want to catch a politician being honest, or not wasting taxpayers' money. What would I have to complain about if this ever happened?
I never want to catch Dutch Elm disease. I avoid having sex with trees for that reason.
I never want to catch the disease that makes you write silly blogs that are never long enough.
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