THE WISE THINGS PEOPLE SAY . . .

"When you're involved romantically, then emotions always come             into play."
                                    - John J. Giddy


"It's always wet when it rains."
                                  - Frank W. Furbang


"Nothing is impossible to someone with money, and magic powers."
                                   - Sarah Semmeloff


"If I told you the secret of success, then it would no longer be a            secret.
                                   - Aaron Whizzlebaum


"You will lose weight, and never get angry again if you cut your                head off.
                                   - Agnes Anne Kuperwit


What is it about God that attracts all those religious people?
                                   - Michael Rowtheboatashore