A: A chicken was using it and asking, "Can you hear me now? Can you hear me now?"
Q: Why don't cell phones use drugs?
A: Because they are already wired.
Q: How many cell phones does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. Changing light bulbs is not in the contract.
Q: What happened when a cell phone died and went to Heaven?
A: St. Peter sent it back with a new battery.
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