"Hello, my name is Poin Dexter Poon. I am the spokescricket for the National Association for the Advancement of Cricket Caca (NAACC).
"For too long bulls have hogged nonsense with their shit. Bullshit has been around longer than talking crickets. It is time for a change, or at least some equality.
"We want to replace bullshit with cricketshit. We will be petitioning the International Supreme Court of Nonsense to have this done. If the Court does not rule to replace bullshit with cricketshit, then we hope the Court will give cricketshit equal status to bullshit.
We hope that soon you will start hearing,
'Cricketshit!'
'That's a crock of cricketcaca!'
'Cut the cricketcrap!'
as part of your everyday language. Thank you"
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