Q: How much money does it take to change a light bulb?
A: It depends upon whether it is a union, or non-union light bulb.
Q: Why did the money cross the road?
A: It was in a chicken's wallet.
A hundred dollar bill walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "What will it be?"
The hundred dollar bill says, "I'll have a glass of milk please."
"Milk?" asks the bartender. "Since when do you go into a bar and order milk?"
The hundred dollar bill says, "Since when do you talk to hundred dollar bills that walk into your bar?"
A chicken gets to the other side of the road, and decides to check its wallet. The chicken panics when it notices that money is missing.
"My hundred dollars is missing! My hundred dollars is missing! My hundred dollars is missing!" screams the chicken over and over and over again.
A man comes along and says, "Calm down. It's down the street in the bar having a glass of milk."
The hundred dollar bill is finishing up its glass of milk when the bartender comes over and says, "I hear that loving your kind is the root of all evil."
The hundred dollar bill slams down its empty glass almost breaking it and says, "I've had enough of this blog!" and walks out.
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