The following are surefire ways to get rich:
- Win the lottery;
- Have lots of money;
- Invest money in the sock market;
(The sock market is a shoo-in.)
- Sell your brains to zombies;
(Make sure you don't need them.)
- Start a life insurance company and sell life insurance policies to immortals;
(Their premiums will never stop, and you will never have to payout.)
- Ask Warren Buffett for lots of money;
- Pretend you're rich;
and finally,
If you want to be rich, then never spend any money ever again. Never!
