What do you get when you cross . . .
- A turtle with a house?
A turtle with a huge shell, or a house that crawls.
- Donald Trump with Barack Obama?
A confused presidential candidate.
- A street with your legs?
The other side.
- A table with a chair?
A spider. (Salvador Dali told me this joke. I don't get it. Do you?)
- Climate change with money?
Weather in your wallet.
- A cross a cross with a question mark?
A religion called Why?
- A depressed bear with an ecstatic bear?
A bipolar bear.
- Null and void?
