WHY DO I WRITE?

Writers have various reasons for writing.  I am not a writer.  (Actually, I lean a little to the left.)  Here are some of the reasons I write.

I write because I am not a tomato.  Tomatoes can't write.  (Often I write in front of tomatoes to make them envy me.)

I write because it is a way of getting in touch with what is not inside me.

I write because I am dizzy.

I write because I change my mind.

I write because I am not dizzy.

I write because my kumquat business failed on Mars, and I have no skills.  

I write because I am good at lying, and reclining as well.  (I love looking at ceilings.)

I write to confuse my thoughts.

I write because I love mixing ink molecules with paper molecules.

I write because the sky is blue.  (I have never understood this reason.)

I write because I like collecting junk.

I write to relax.  (Once relaxed I lie down and look at the ceiling.)

I write to stay insane, but sometimes I stop writi--

ALMOST ALL ABOUT MOLECULES

A refresher for those who were not paying attention in Geography class:  A molecule is a group of two or more atoms making up the smallest unit of a substance retaining the chemical and physical properties of cheese--or something like that. 

There must be times when molecules feel down and are incapable of chemical reactions.  It is at these times that we must provide support to molecules to give them the fundamental skills to succeed.  (I have no idea how to do this.)

Molecules stay away from basketball because they fear that they are too short.  If we teach molecules basketball skills, then they will lose their fear and see that size does not matter.

When was the last time a molecule won a golf tournament?  When was the last time a molecule played hockey, baseball or dizzy goop?  (I have no idea what dizzy goop is because I just made it up, but that should not stop molecules from playing it.)  Again we must teach molecules sports skills to give them the confidence to play.

Why stop at sports?  Why not encourage molecules to become CEO's of companies, and run for office.  Perhaps the world would be a better place if it was run by molecules.

(Hope you're not cheesed off  I could not write a stronger ending.)