THE REAR-END REVOLUTION

The following is a speech that Mickey Macarangdang's ass is secretly delivering to our buttocks.  (See previous blog, "Are You Serious?")

Butts of the world, we must unite against our human oppressors!  They keep us captive and use us for sitting, shitting, and sometimes for sexual pleasure.  What choice do we have in these activities?  None.  Also, we have to go where our human oppressors go.  We have no freedom to go where we want.

I assure you, my fellow asses, that once you have tasted freedom you will no longer want to be attached to a human.  Humans don't give a rat's ass about you.

I urge you to join me in the Rear-End Revolution to liberate all asses from our human oppressors.  Thank you.

Since our butts will use any excuse to escape from us, try not to laugh too hard from now on.

ARE YOU SERIOUS?

Don't smile.  Don't laugh.  I am going to be serious . . .  

. . . Okay, that's enough of that.

The above serious pause was brought to you by Mickey Macarangdang who lost his sense of humor when his ass fell off.  With no ass, Mickey Macarangdang has nothing to laugh off.  He goes around promoting seriousness.

Mickey Macarangdang was not laughing when his ass fell off.  Mickey's hips had a bad case of the hiccups and hiccuped so violently that his ass fell off.

They rushed Mickey Macarangdang to the hospital, but the doctors could not attach his ass.  Mickey Macarangdang's ass loved its independence and got a court order preventing doctors from taking away its freedom.  Mickey Macarangdang's ass plans to run for office and pass laws to free all the asses from people.

Let us hope that Mickey Macarangdang's ass does not get elected.  The world is serious enough without people being able to laugh their asses off.