The following is a speech that Mickey Macarangdang's ass is secretly delivering to our buttocks. (See previous blog, "Are You Serious?")
Butts of the world, we must unite against our human oppressors! They keep us captive and use us for sitting, shitting, and sometimes for sexual pleasure. What choice do we have in these activities? None. Also, we have to go where our human oppressors go. We have no freedom to go where we want.
I assure you, my fellow asses, that once you have tasted freedom you will no longer want to be attached to a human. Humans don't give a rat's ass about you.
I urge you to join me in the Rear-End Revolution to liberate all asses from our human oppressors. Thank you.
Since our butts will use any excuse to escape from us, try not to laugh too hard from now on.
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