What Happened to garybjohnston.com?

What happened to garybjohnston.com?  Here are some possible answers:

-  COVID

-  The liberals banned it

-   Climate change

-  My homework ate it, and the dog

-  J.R. shot it

-   It went to Egypt and got lost in the pyramids

-  It is too embarrassed to show itself.  Aliens gave it an anal probe,              and the tube is stuck

-  Jeffrey Epstein put it in his files

-  It was sold into slavery

-  The conservatives banned it 

-  Eaten by cannibals who subsequently died from laughter

-  It ran off to join the circus, but settled for a position in the                         Parliament Buildings

And finally, you cannot find garybjohnston.com because the cow jumped over the moon,

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"Why did Today cross the road?"
"Why?"
"Because it was time."


"How many todays does it take to change a light bulb?"
"How many?"
"Just one."
"That's it?  Just one?  Where is the punchline?"
"Today threw it out with the burnt-out light bulb."

"Knock.  Knock"

"Who's there?"

"Today."

"Today who?"

"Today is the tomorrow you worried about yesterday."

"What nationality is Today?"

"Canadian?"

"No, Nowian.  It's from Now."

"Why is it always Today?"

"Why?"

"The leader of Now has lots of influence."

"Where would we be if it wasn't for Today?"

"I dunno."

"Stuck somewhere in time."

"It's a good thing Today can swim."

"Why?"

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"How is Today programmed?"

"How?"

"Today is programmed to be present which makes it a gift."

"What is Today's favorite hobby?"

"What?"

"Today's favorite hobby is making time."

Today walked into a bar and the bartender said, "It' about time you got here.  I've been waiting for you since sunrise."

And Today said, "Sorry I'm late.  I got stuck in a blog."

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