What Happened to garybjohnston.com?

What happened to garybjohnston.com?  Here are some possible answers:

-  COVID

-  The liberals banned it

-   Climate change

-  My homework ate it, and the dog

-  J.R. shot it

-   It went to Egypt and got lost in the pyramids

-  It is too embarrassed to show itself.  Aliens gave it an anal probe,              and the tube is stuck

-  Jeffrey Epstein put it in his files

-  It was sold into slavery

-  The conservatives banned it 

-  Eaten by cannibals who subsequently died from laughter

-  It ran off to join the circus, but settled for a position in the                         Parliament Buildings

And finally, you cannot find garybjohnston.com because the cow jumped over the moon,

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