Why are there so many false fire alarms? Here some reasons you won't find written on the inside of a matchbox:
- Fire alarms are creative and need to express themselves no matter what.
- Aliens from Pyro feed off the vibrations of fire alarms. They set off fire alarms just to get something to eat.
- The ghost of Jim Morrison walks through Doors to light false fires. (Sometimes he asks for help to light his false fires.)
- Bored building security guards will trip the alarm to give themselves something to do.
- President Donald Trump and the Russians set off fire alarms in an attempt to detract from other news.
- Former Canadian Prime Minister Stephen Harper goes around setting off fire alarms. He has not been in the news lately and should be blamed for something.
- Some funny bone guy sets off fire alarms to give himself something to blog about.
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