It's All About Rocks

"Why did the rock cross the road?"
"Why?"
"One chicken threw it at another?"
"Why would one chicken throw a rock at another?"
"I dunno.  Angry birds?"

"Knock.  Knock."

"Who's there?"

"Rock."

"Rock who?"

"Rock Hudson."

"How can that be?  You're dead."

"Oh yeah, sorry I forgot."

How does a rock behave when it's stoned?

A rock walked into a bar and the bartender said, "What will it be?"

And the rock said, "I'll have a mineral water on the rocks, please."

"That's it?" said a man sitting next to the rock. "That's the punchline?"

"Yes," said the rock.

"I don't think that's a funny punchline," said the man.

And the bartender said to the man, "Have a few more drinks."

"How many rocks does it take to change a light bulb?"

"How many?"

"Two.  One rock to change the bulb, and the other rock to go to a movie."

"Uh?  Go to a movie?  The joke doesn't make sense."

"Yes, and it doesn't make any dollars either.  Have a few more drinks."

"Why did the chicken cross the road?"

"To get to the other side?"

"No.  A rock threw the chicken at another rock."

"Why would a rock throw a chicken at another rock?"

"I dunno.  Rock rage?"

Were the Rolling Stones once rocks?

"Okay," said the chicken to the rock, "let's end it now. I promise not to throw any rocks at chickens if you promise not to throw any chickens at rocks."

"Agreed," said the rock.