"Why did the rock cross the road?"
"Why?"
"One chicken threw it at another?"
"Why would one chicken throw a rock at another?"
"I dunno. Angry birds?"
"Knock. Knock."
"Who's there?"
"Rock."
"Rock who?"
"Rock Hudson."
"How can that be? You're dead."
"Oh yeah, sorry I forgot."
How does a rock behave when it's stoned?
A rock walked into a bar and the bartender said, "What will it be?"
And the rock said, "I'll have a mineral water on the rocks, please."
"That's it?" said a man sitting next to the rock. "That's the punchline?"
"Yes," said the rock.
"I don't think that's a funny punchline," said the man.
And the bartender said to the man, "Have a few more drinks."
"How many rocks does it take to change a light bulb?"
"How many?"
"Two. One rock to change the bulb, and the other rock to go to a movie."
"Uh? Go to a movie? The joke doesn't make sense."
"Yes, and it doesn't make any dollars either. Have a few more drinks."
"Why did the chicken cross the road?"
"To get to the other side?"
"No. A rock threw the chicken at another rock."
"Why would a rock throw a chicken at another rock?"
"I dunno. Rock rage?"
Were the Rolling Stones once rocks?
"Okay," said the chicken to the rock, "let's end it now. I promise not to throw any rocks at chickens if you promise not to throw any chickens at rocks."
"Agreed," said the rock.
